so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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