Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she told me i tasted like america
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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