He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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