Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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