therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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