i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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