She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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