you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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