Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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