If i come over, it means nothing
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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