Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
There are leaves in my underwear?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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