i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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