Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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