i think i have two assholes
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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