he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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