Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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