I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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