Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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