she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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