Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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