i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He felt like a one man threesome
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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