her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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