What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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