god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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