ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I enjoy the company of your penis
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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