I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
