wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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