this beer tastes like vomit already
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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