I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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