We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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