He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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