i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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