Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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