How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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