I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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go home
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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