So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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