ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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