Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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