TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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