what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
