Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Someone signed my nipple.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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