This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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