Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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