so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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