i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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