Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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