im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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