where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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