Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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