Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You almost got us killed.
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