he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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