I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you had me at cake vodka
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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