Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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